SPAMŽ

I'm here to tell you 'bout the mystery meat. It looks like your liver, but it smells like your feet. I eat it for breakfast, or a light snack. This magical meat is totally mac!

I've got SPAMŽ in the frying pan. Come and eat the killer ham. SPAMŽ.

The killer ham tastes so delish. I like it with bacon, but I love it with fish. Listen to me I've got something to say, I love SPAMŽ every which way. SPAMŽ burgers are so delicious. With four thousand calories, they're also nutritious. SPAMŽ and I are such great pals, but he is pork and tastes like a cow. It makes me think that something is strange, but that's ok 'cause I'm deranged.

I'm what happens when you eat too much SPAMŽ so learn the lesson, eat regular ham. It fries your heart, and it kills your brain. It makes you say things that are insane. Pink hot mustard and frequency whale. I smoked SPAMŽ, but I didn't inhale!

SPAMŽ and I have had a wonderful life together, but now it's time to say goodbye. So hop in that pan, 'cause you're gonna fry. Once again it's time for me to eat and when I'm hungry, I eat my favorite meat. So sing it like you mean it, and sing it loud: I love SPAMŽ, and I am proud.

Š1994